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[cosmolinguist]

I have one of those page-a-day calendars that says it’s about “Forgotten English,” a Christmas present from lostpositive. At the bottom of today’s page it says

In The English Husbandman (1635), Gervase Markham advised, “In this month of July, eschew all wanton bed-sports.”

If they followed this advice, a lot of my friends would suddenly have a lot more free time...

Comments

[cosmolinguist]

Sorry I stopped listening at women have the best sex between 28 and 30.

You see, I'm 27.

So there's the theme of my next birthday party all sorted out then!

Now what were you saying?