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[cosmolinguist]

I have one of those page-a-day calendars that says it’s about “Forgotten English,” a Christmas present from lostpositive. At the bottom of today’s page it says

In The English Husbandman (1635), Gervase Markham advised, “In this month of July, eschew all wanton bed-sports.”

If they followed this advice, a lot of my friends would suddenly have a lot more free time...

Comments

[drjon.livejournal.com]

I was going to make a comment. Then I got a bad case of redux.

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

You have no idea. I think I have a free night in August.

[cosmolinguist]

Luckily it doesn't mention anything you'd have to eschew in August.

[cosmolinguist]

That doesn't sound very wanton!

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

I think the plan is to sleep a lot.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

I can think of several occasions where it was mutually decided not to pursue 'wanton bed-sports' in July, simply because it was too bloody hot.

[cosmolinguist]

That might well be the reason for this admonition; with no context I can't say.

(It's not hot though! Okay I know it's only me that's thinking this, but I can't help it.)

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

And this is what happened last night in our house.

[haggis.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know I eschewed wanton bed-sports punctiliously in July 1635. Not a smidgen of wantonness, my bed was as chaste as the day is long.

However, in July 2009, I clearly have 7 months left of my sexual peak (according to the Metro, women have the best sex between 28 and 30) so I shall be pursuing wanton bedsports as diligently as I can (in this heat!)

[cosmolinguist]

Sorry I stopped listening at women have the best sex between 28 and 30.

You see, I'm 27.

So there's the theme of my next birthday party all sorted out then!

Now what were you saying?

[kalieris.livejournal.com]

I try not to chew wontons in bed, particularly while watching sports. Crumbs, you know.

[cosmolinguist]

That's a very good point :)