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My roommate talking to her sister:

"Because cigarettes are bad and you shouldn't drink them. Eat them."

[pause; she's on the phone, and pauses are natural]

"I said 'drink' instead of 'eat' them.'"

[pause]

"Oh God, 'eat'! I mean, 'smoke'! No wonder she laughs at me!"

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