I've been watching too much Benoit Blanc lately, is the problem

[cosmolinguist]

I did an interview that might become part of a radio piece on e-bikes as pavement obstacles for blind people today.

He'd done some reconnaissance before I showed up and had found the most e-bikes I have ever seen in one place, taking up most of a pedestrianized side road. We came around a corner to this nest of chaos and all I could think of was "If we were in a science fiction movie about aliens invading the Earth, and the aliens were Lime bikes, I feel like this would be their mothership."

He pointed his microphone at me and said "Say that again." Ha! I gotta watch my goofy metaphors better.

So if you ever hear someone on the radio say they found the giant egg all the Lime bikes hatched from...uh, that's me.

Comments

[cmcmck]

Funny how e scooters are now considered a menace but not e bikes.........

[otter]

I needed a laugh this morning :)

[angelofthenorth]

That is brilliant!