A concise collection of my day's diverse diversions.

[cosmolinguist]

My one hope for today is that the printer will get thrown out a window. There are advantages to living on the third story.

Our apartment has never been so clean. Ever. And it smells lemony fresh! Sort of. But not in a bad, fake lemon way. That lemon Pine Sol is good stuff.

My roommate is a pirate! Despite his efforts to be legitmate!

Return of the Jedi is still my favorite.

At one point while we were cleaning, Seth said, "Holly, I don't think you're wearing any pants!" I said, "That is correct, I am not." I'm no exhibitionist, but I see the benefits of occasional, practial, partial nudity. And he puts up with me so nicely.

The Empire is like Microsoft.

I think the City of Morris woke up today and realized that it's August; they'd better hurry up and do all kinds of road construction before the show starts flying.

As I was cleaning the bathroom, I talked to the soap scum I was wiping off the surfaces of the bathtub. "Die, rebel scum!" (And this was before the Star-Wars-watching for the day.) I've just always wanted to say that.

Comments

[jellyfishkiss.livejournal.com]

I think you should get an award for coming up with the wittiest thing to say to soap scum.

[cosmolinguist]

Yeah, I want it to be a medal that says "I invented the wittiest thing to say to soap scum" in big letters.

[acromonkee.livejournal.com]

Don't worry! I always say to me rebel scum: "scum, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever!" Guess what movie that's from? I'm a line stealer.

[cosmolinguist]

Yes, I saw you mentioned it in your own journal, too. I don't have to guess the movie; it was one my brother was obsessed with when he was younger and loved airplanes. (Plus, I actually have a funny story involving this quote, but it's only funny if you know my friend Katie, so you'll just have to trust me. Anyway, the point is that I do indeed know what you are referencing here.)

[andvariar.livejournal.com]

I agree entirely! Its *always* practical.