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cosmolinguistI love my friends.
Me: You're supposed to find your own people to work for you if you can't, but I tried (long, complicated story, trust me, I tried) and it didn't work. I'll probably have to make up some reason why I have to go home.
Sarah Jean: Say your cat died
Me: Good idea.
Sarah Jean: right
Sarah Jean: Or that your family car died
Me: Oh, I like that one.
Sarah Jean: Or that you need to go home to help with the wheat harvest
Me: That's funny.
Sarah Jean: Even though it is too early for the wheat harvest
Me: It's just so silly, and they probably wouldn't know if I was lying.
Sarah Jean: Or, you could say that some really important person is visiting your farm, like the prime minister of Cambodia, to see american farming methods, and you have to be at home to serve bars
That's just beautiful.
Me: You're supposed to find your own people to work for you if you can't, but I tried (long, complicated story, trust me, I tried) and it didn't work. I'll probably have to make up some reason why I have to go home.
Sarah Jean: Say your cat died
Me: Good idea.
Sarah Jean: right
Sarah Jean: Or that your family car died
Me: Oh, I like that one.
Sarah Jean: Or that you need to go home to help with the wheat harvest
Me: That's funny.
Sarah Jean: Even though it is too early for the wheat harvest
Me: It's just so silly, and they probably wouldn't know if I was lying.
Sarah Jean: Or, you could say that some really important person is visiting your farm, like the prime minister of Cambodia, to see american farming methods, and you have to be at home to serve bars
That's just beautiful.