Your plans to find love, fortune, and happiness utterly ignore the Second Law Of Thermodynamics.

[cosmolinguist]

I love my friends.

Me: You're supposed to find your own people to work for you if you can't, but I tried (long, complicated story, trust me, I tried) and it didn't work. I'll probably have to make up some reason why I have to go home.
Sarah Jean: Say your cat died
Me: Good idea.
Sarah Jean: right
Sarah Jean: Or that your family car died
Me: Oh, I like that one.
Sarah Jean: Or that you need to go home to help with the wheat harvest
Me: That's funny.
Sarah Jean: Even though it is too early for the wheat harvest
Me: It's just so silly, and they probably wouldn't know if I was lying.
Sarah Jean: Or, you could say that some really important person is visiting your farm, like the prime minister of Cambodia, to see american farming methods, and you have to be at home to serve bars

That's just beautiful.

Comments

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[cosmolinguist]

It isn't unusual for my subject lines to have nothing to do with my actual journal entries. :-) I just liked that sentence, which is one of the horoscopes for The Onion this week.

But I find your comments interesting nonetheless.

[iblis-kukl.livejournal.com]

beauty

[(Anonymous)]

I never knew that my suggestions were beautiful, just slightly amusing. I may call you tomorow if I feel up to the task, but my sisters are leaving for 8 days and my grief will emotionally drain me. I don't know how I will go on. But you are the love of my life. and the light of my life. And the sugar of my chocolate cake. And the toothpaste of my toothbrush. I just wish you could be here to lift me from my grief at their departure. I can't go on without you to support me in this traumatic time.

Re: beauty

[cosmolinguist]

You could come visit me. After tomorrow I'll only be two hours away. I know, I suppose you have to work and don't have a car. But you can call me there, too. You make me smile.