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Did you know that the apostrophe you know about isn't the only kind of apostrophe?

ap·os·tro·phe : the addressing of a usually absent person or a usually personified thing rhetorically

One that occurs to me is another sonnet I memorized in high school, this one by Sir Philip Sidney; it starts "With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climbst the skies..." See, things with this type of apostrophe also tend to have words like "climbst" in them. And "O." Lots of "O"-ing goes on.

This journal entry (henceforth) is not about that kind of apostrophe.

I don't think I notice errors in spelling and grammar because I'm an English major. I think I'm an English major because I'm the type who notices errors in spelling and grammar.

Grammar especially. Not only is it more fun and more interesting than spelling, but there are more errors. Speaking doesn't have that many spelling errors, you know, but often has grammatical ones.

(Random--yet somehow seemingly related--piece of information: in one of the spelling bees I was forced to be in between fourth and seventh grade, I got myself out by spelling "grammatical" wrong.)

But the kind I'm going to talk about is obviously not a matter of speaking. It's a matter of apostrophes.

I would just like to take this opportunity to say that plurals are not made by adding apostrophes to singular nouns. In a related but less prevalent pet peeve of mine, apostrophes are used to make things possessive. It's not the other way around, as I've seen some people claim. I find this terribly aggravating. Though much less aggravating than the people who don't even care or have a reason why or when they use apostrophes at all, but seem to drop them randomly in words that may or may not end with "s."

The only thing worse (concerning apostrophes, anyway) is it. Yes, "it." I can't think of any word that causes apostrophe-related trauma like "it" does.

See, this time the possessive of it--something belong to "it"--doesn't have an apostrophe. What does is the contraction of "it is." Mostly this one bugs me when I see "it's" when "its" is what's meant. Even people who are smart and probably know better, people I hold to a higher standard, do this.

I don't really think less of these people, or anything. It's kind of annoying, but unrest in the Middle East and the lack of anything good on cable and the fact that no one cares about making an operating system better than Windows are all far more annoying to me.

but they have

Date: 2003-01-05 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xsilverfox.livejournal.com
They have made an operating system better than windows - its called OS X!

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Date: 2003-01-06 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soltice.livejournal.com
Trust me, you'd rather use OS X... GNU/UNIX/Linux can be as much of a pain in the proverbial butt as windows. The only difference being, Linux doesn't pretend to be better than it is.

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Date: 2003-01-06 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivana-duboise.livejournal.com
Rather than complaining about the usage of the "apostrophe," I think that you should be practing your usage of articles. Remember, an "a" in front of a word that starts with a vowel becomes an "an." :-P Who's the Grammar Nazi now?

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Date: 2003-01-06 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belt0033.livejournal.com
Why is it that "the addressing of a usually absent person" sounds so much more correct than "the addressing of an usually absent person"? Is it just me?

Re:

Date: 2003-01-06 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivana-duboise.livejournal.com
*shrug* It's a mystery.

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Date: 2003-01-06 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belt0033.livejournal.com
Now that you mention it, I remember hearing that aspect of the rule before. I just couldn't articulate it. I usually write the way things sound in my head rather than by following specific rules.

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Date: 2003-01-06 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belt0033.livejournal.com
My pet peeve is people who put punctuation marks in the middle of a sentence. Doesn't that? annoy the hell out of anyone else. Damn! does it annoy me.

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