How's school, Holly?

Things I've learned recently:

English is great because it has puns. It has sarcasm and wit. But diagramming a pun sucks.

Frankenstein is a lot like Lilo & Stitch.

There is probaly no appreciable difference between skipping class quite intentionally and truly forgetting that you have class.

Though I got up at eight o'clock for a class I hate yesterday after going to bed at two, I could hardly get up by ten for my more enjoyable 10:30 class Wednesday and today, though I went to sleep at around one the nights before.

It makes no sense, at all, for the past tense of "pay" to be spelled "paid," whilst the past tense of "play" is "played." All you did was add an L!

Halloween

I was shocked to learn, today, that Halloween is a mere week away. evil_grapefruit and I have talked about making idiots of ourselves once again this year, but we haven't yet actually done anything to get ready yet. We haven't even conclusively decided on what it is we're going to dress up as. Wanna help?

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