Yes your Condimajesty

[cosmolinguist]

D and I got talking to one of my favorite transgym people after circuits tonight, and as regularly happens when the two of us talk to someone who hasn't known us long/well, I had the realization of just how nonsensical we must sound. With our shared brain and our running jokes (including the one about whose brain it is that we're sharing) and almost two decades of shared references, I really feel for people that we inflict ourselves upon.

Like just now, I nipped into the bathroom to grab some lotion while he's in the shower, and by the time I'd done it and left, we'd already established that a butt seen in the mirror is the worst kind of butt because that's ass-backwards, that Ass Backwards sounds like a comic book villain name, and he was saying "Condiment is such a good word anyway."

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[otter]

I think that part of the reason I really enjoyed hanging out with the two of you when you were here is because I see all that as a bonus :)

You put me in mind of the one brain cell all orange cats share and you never know which one has use of it when.

[jesse_the_k]

I can't say I know you well, but I'm certainly a regular reader who is completed mystified by why the word condiment is showing up in your last sentence.

[diffrentcolours]

We were talking about comic bad guys with stupid names. "Reverse Butt" sounded like "Reverse Flash", and "Ass Backwards" is on a par with Batman villain "Condiment King". Who is a King, not a plebian "Condiment Man" as I mistakenly said at first.