The joke is, it's not what it sounds like...

[cosmolinguist]

He comes into my bedroom and says "alright, take your top off" and I do.

I lie on my bed without even having to be told any longer the position he wants me in: on my belly, arms straight out to the sides.

His cool hands touch my bare skin. Soon I'm moaning into a pillow.

Sometimes he even sits on my legs to get the angle and motion right.

I don't want him to stop but I know this can't go on all night.

After all, he can't fix the knots in my back all at once! But I always really appreciate these back and shoulder massages.

Tonight he straddled my hips while he was rubbing my back, a comforting presence. He at one point picked up the magic wand from the floor next to the side of my bed and used it to do something to me that he'd mentioned lots of times but never actually tried on me before.

He actually used it as a "personal massager" on the knots in my shoulders.

It was a new experience for me too!

We both agreed it did actually make a noticeable improvement.

Comments

[gender_euphoric]

My partner uses an air vibe on her sinuses when she has a sinus headache.

[otter]

Not a joke - I have to pay someone to do that for me. I do have a good massage therapist.

[sfred]

<3

[rmc28]

Amazing.

Honestly sports massages are going to be the first luxuries I reinstate if/when I get the household finances sorted out.

[silveradept]

It is nice to have someone in your life who can help you get those knots out. Including on-label use of a personal massager in the right spots.