[167/365] bisexual stereotypes

[cosmolinguist]

At Bi Coffee today, my friend C said he'd just watched The Mummy (2017). He said it was terrible -- it has Tom Cruise in it! -- and that l he spent the time it took to watch it trying to decide whether the mummy from the original movie was hotter, or the new one was.

The original mummy is a man, the one in the new movie is a woman. So when C shared his dilemma with a gay friend, the friend thought it was a no-brainer. Clearly he had to consult some bisexuals! So he asked three of us today. V preferred the man, haggis the woman, and I agreed with C in finding them both about as good as each other.

This just seems so bi. No consensus, so indecisive. It made us laugh.

Comments

[silveradept]

Ask ten bisexuals, get fifteen opinions?

[cosmolinguist]

That somehow still evenly split on the subject of who's cutest. :)

[silveradept]

That just seems a given, honestly.

[theandrewhickey]

Of course, if they'd asked a couple more bisexuals Holly and I both know, it would have turned into an argument about whether Boris Karloff or Christopher Lee were the hottest Mummy anyway...

[cosmolinguist]

Yeah, not those The Mummy films, other The Mummys. :)

[silveradept]

An appreciation for the classics is always useful.

[alatefeline]

:D

[purplerabbits]

Personally I would be a stereotype and say Patricia Velasquez painted gold...

[ivy]

Hilarious!