Illness

[cosmolinguist]

I am totally amazed, once again, by biology.

Today: mucus production. I don't think the space in my head is sufficient to contain all the snot that's come out of my nose today.

Even disregarding the room taken up by things like Eustachian tubes and eyeballs (and I know those things are still there, because they hurt!). Where does it all come from?

I must be like the TARDIS: bigger on the inside than on the outside.

Comments

[davmoo.livejournal.com]

Okay, so you're full of snot. It could be worse. At least you're not full of shit...

[cieo.livejournal.com]

They come from snot cells.

[slemslempike.livejournal.com]

I think snot must be like foam, so it's tiiiiiny, until on contact with air it swells up to a million times its size and tries to choke and suffocate you. If only such power could be harnessed for good instead of evil.

[riddley-walker.livejournal.com]

yr nasal passages are four dimentional. like a tesseract, only they are nasal passages.

i highly HIGLY reccomend getting and using a neti pot. they are totally weird at first but are relly good and will seriously lessen the amount of goop stuffed up in yr nose.

[cosmolinguist]

like a tesseract, only they are nasal passages.

This made me laugh, a lot. Is that normal? Probably not.

(I feel much better today.)

[riddley-walker.livejournal.com]

no, if yr laughing at my sense of humor, then yr prolly not normal.
but who really is though, rite?