No, you can't have him; he's mine!
Sep. 24th, 2005 02:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cosmolinguist"That's weird," he said, lying in bed with his arms over his face. Before I had a chance to say "What?" or "You're weird," or anything, he elaborated.
"Both of my arms smell normal ..." he started--already enough to make me think Oh dear--"but, when I put them together, they smell of smoky bacon!"
"Mm-hmm," I said, going off to brush my teeth as if I live in a perfectly normal house.
"Both of my arms smell normal ..." he started--already enough to make me think Oh dear--"but, when I put them together, they smell of smoky bacon!"
"Mm-hmm," I said, going off to brush my teeth as if I live in a perfectly normal house.
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