Juxtaposition

[cosmolinguist]

So yesterday, for the second day in a row and the second time ever, I listened to The Archers, with irrtum and demiurgician.

When it was over irrtum looked at me and said. "Holly. What do you think of S&M?"

Not a difficult question, really, but it took me a second to think of anything to say. My brain can't switch gears that quickly.

Comments

[davmoo.livejournal.com]

What do you think of S&M?

I prefer the green ones and the blue ones myself.

[cosmolinguist]

I prefer the green ones to the blue ones.

[davmoo.livejournal.com]

It could have been worse. My other smartass answer was going to be "anyone who would ask a question like that needs a good spanking!" ;-)

[bernmarx.livejournal.com]

My favorite are the almonds, but they're harder to get.

[cosmolinguist]

The peanuts are almost as good.

[sablin1975.livejournal.com]

S&M? Its crap,you can never get anything you want there and the underwear is a real turn off.

[classytart.livejournal.com]

Au contraire! They do bras for girlies with big boobies, which do not look like spaghetti strainers. Though this is a new innovation.

And their almond croissants are to die for.

[bernmarx.livejournal.com]

"What do you think of S&M?"

I prefer Z. It has the angles of M but the left-and-rightiness of S.

[paper-crystals.livejournal.com]

Is there any way you could give me a better idea of that graphically?