Flight attendants

[cosmolinguist]

Flight attendants all look the same, don't they? If it wasn't for the fact that I keep flying different airlines, I'd swear they must be the same people. The one with dark hair pulled back tightly. The one with a big smile who obviously makes much use of perms, hairspray, and volumizing shampoo. The Guy. I don't remember ever seeing more than one guy, but there always is one. They're all the same ... though slightly twangier this time. "Welcome to Texas, y'all."

Comments

[wonderlandkat.livejournal.com]

once on a flight I had the most gorgious flight attendants- all of them, it was fantastic.

I've also flown with only male flight attendants.

[toastedtuna.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. They do all look the same. Until you get to Hawaii, and then they're all Hawaiian. You've still got the girl with the tightly pulled hair, the one who you can tell really wanted to be a model, but took a job as a flight attendant instead, and The Guy.

It would be cool to fly all over the world and use all the different airlines to check out all the versions of like flight attendants.

[cosmolinguist]

It would be cool to fly all over the world anyway. But if it was to study flight attendants, maybe you could get someone to give you a research grant to pay for it!

[madscience.livejournal.com]

All the male flight attendants I've seen were stereotypical flamboyant homosexuals.

[ivana-duboise.livejournal.com]

Like! Ohma'gawd!