Livestock

Oct. 21st, 2004 01:09 pm
[personal profile] cosmolinguist
An intrepid team from the the University of Queensland will shortly make its way to Malaysia's central highlands to answer a question which has baffled science for centuries: is bovine lesbianism in domesticated cattle a stress reaction caused by environmental pressures?

Yes indeed, hot on the heels of the British revelations that sheep like happy, smiley people and pine for absent friends comes the earth-shattering possibility that cows' propensity to indulge in a bit of girl-on-girl is caused by a combination of "stress, [and] a selective domestication process which favoured outwardly sexual cows and the number of animals on heat in a small enclosure", as team supremo Clive Phillips explained.

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Date: 2004-10-21 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hephaestos.livejournal.com
(Quicktime) (http://homepage.mac.com/njenson/movies/natural.html)

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Date: 2004-10-21 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soltice.livejournal.com
That certainly explains why I see so many bovine couples on my why home from work.

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