I'm almost afraid to do this, but I have to!

[cosmolinguist]

It's all gentleman_lech's fault, for posting this already.

If I were to show up at your house at 1 am would you have sex with me?

1 = no
2 = maybe
3 = hell yeah
4 = can you come sooner?

[post this on your journal to see just how many people want you...]

And never mind things like who I might be dating or who you might be dating, if you're the type to be bothered by such things. Because it's more fun if you disregard that.

Comments

[angel-thane.livejournal.com]

Well I've gotta give you a double barrelled answer.

1 for the first time, and 3 for every other time you came to my house at 1am.

You know that I dont' fuck on the first date. ;)

[cosmolinguist]

True, but I also didn't know that you considered showing up in the middle of the night and requesting sex to be a 'date.'

[angel-thane.livejournal.com]

sure. we'd go out for coffee. ;)

[orgash.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously, if you showed up at my house at 1 am, it would clearly because you were in some kind of peril, or under duress of some nature. Under those circumstances, I would not want to take advantage of your emotional condition. Instead I would counsel you, help you to find a solution to your problem.

So, the answer--at first glance--to the question would have to be, "No."

HOWEVER

Were you to drop by sans any issues (not to mention clothes), I would most certainly have sex with you--I'd be a fool not to (of course, this also assumes, you weren't drunk or otherwise intoxicated, so you judgment was not impaired and the decision to have sex was clearly a choice and not a short circuit in your brain...).

And, of course, this also assumes there were no other romantic entanglements for either of us.

SO

Under those conditions, the answer would be, "Yes."

Ummmmmmmmmm...what tricks can you do?

[(Anonymous)]

get help.

[semperar.livejournal.com]

casual sex is very much the artistic motif of these, your public literary works.

and maybe, possibly yes. I dunno what you look like; that, and if you showed up at 1 am you'd probly have bigger things on your mind. maybe.

[cosmolinguist]

I wouldn't have called it casual myself, though I can see why other people think that it is.

[cosmolinguist]

Once Andrew explained to me who Jordan is, I found this very amusing indeed. Thanks. :-)

[paninogirl.livejournal.com]

1. You're fun, but I don't find getting it on with a woman arousing.

Even though every other guy on your buddy list would argue on their behalf... ;)

[cosmolinguist]

Not every other one. :-)

Though there seem to be a few on your friends list (a few of the same people, even!) who seem to feel similarly. :-)

[paninogirl.livejournal.com]

Feel similarly about girl-on-girl action?

[cosmolinguist]

No, feel similarly about arguing with anyone who says 1 to you. :-)

[kratkrat.livejournal.com]

Gotta admit I'm a "1". Sorry. I'm just not into the casual thing, the one night stand deal. I don't THINK that makes me a prude... 'cause I'll flirt like nobody's business!!

Of course, admitting that to the International Order of Straight Guys is likely to result in my membership card being torn up... [CHUCKLE]

[cosmolinguist]

You don't have to be sorry. :-)

Maybe I just have a really low standard for what counts as 'casual' sex...or maybe I'm just weird because I think I might actually be capable of having sex with someone just because I quite like them and sex can be nice...and capable of thinking this about more than one person at the same time.

[kalieris.livejournal.com]

Similarly to my answer to GL: 4.

I'm not functional at 1 am.

But, if you, GL, and Andrew all come over around, say, 4 pm (GL's bringing hentai), we can order chinese food then watch hentai and fool around.

Sound like a plan?

H.

[gentleman-lech.livejournal.com]

I'm in. :)

[cosmolinguist]

That sounds like an excellent plan.

I've never even seen hentai, except a few stills.

As if there was any doubt ...

[karaksindru.livejournal.com]

I gotta go with 4 and 3 ... :P Feel free to bring friends. *grin*

This is, of course, assuming you're up for it. If you show up and are crying and just need someone to hold you and tell you everything will be alright, then that's what I'll do.

And, just because I can't say it enough...

I love you.

[gentleman-lech.livejournal.com]

3

I mean, duh! :)

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

2.5 ^___^

[cosmolinguist]

Good answer. I feel honored. :-)

[davmoo.livejournal.com]

You already know this, but number 3, and repeatedly and excessively until we both pass out from exhaustion.

And I'm not going to post this on my own journal (although I may change my mind later), because I don't want to find out that none of my friends would want to do me.

[cosmolinguist]

It's a shame I'm out of driving distance now, really.

And you can't really think that none of your friends want to do you. :-)

How about ...

[5-rings.livejournal.com]

5 = That's a nice offer, but I'm still not giving you a higher mark.

[strangeidea.livejournal.com]

2

[dracole.livejournal.com]

3

Hey, if you're willing to come all that way, I sure as hell am not going to say no. ;)

[tragicallyjulia.livejournal.com]

My answer would actually be 1 through 4. I've never had sex with someone the first time I met them. But other than that, I would say "hell yeah" and "can you come sooner?" based on everything I know about you so far. Also, at 1:00am I'd probably be tired and pretty crusty-looking - I'd want you to have me at my best! But also I could say "maybe," being realistic, considering I do believe there is a certain amount of chemistry that factors into attraction and sexual compatibility, so we'd just have to see.

:-)

[cosmolinguist]

Such a great answer--partly because it's unexpected, but also partly because I'm flattered. :-) You made me smile.

inspiring...

[josh8e.livejournal.com]

The comments to this post have inspired me to write a post about the word "casual."

Hmmmmm

[ottercat.livejournal.com]

Given the caveats, either 3 or 4..... Of course, it might depend on why you showed up on the doorstep (ie, life went to hell in a handbasket would be a damper), and if it were the first time we met f2f, I'd like to spend some time talking and getting to know you better...

But I find you to be attractive mentally, and the picture with you in it is cute, too ;-), so I think it'd be fun

[kmusser]

3. I trust Andrew's judgement *grin*