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stealthmunchkin said yesterday that he wished he could write something about anal sex, like scarletdemon did, and get 70 or 80 comments (that's what it was at the time; now it's over 100). I told him he could do that. But he said he doesn't have anything to say about anal sex, really, so I told him he could write about something else and just use that for the subject; I've had unrelated headings for my journal entries before, and at least then people would comment to say, "hey, why's this called 'Anal Sex' if there's nothing about anal sex here?" At which point he could say "to get comments!" or "see, I told Holly that was a stupid idea!" or " 'anal sex'? what are you talking about?" or make up whatever he wanted. But he said that wasn't the kind of comments he wanted. Guess he's particular about this sort of thing.
Anyway, that's why this is called 'Anal Sex.' It's not at all about anal sex, as I have nothing to say about that, it's actually another story about stupid people.
To get lunch at all (or have any hope of getting out of the house, really), I had to follow my mom around on her other errands first. That's how it always goes. Yesterday the errands included going to Home Depot to buy flowers. Which is not too bad, as errands go; I like to look at flowers--especially in large quanities--and I really like the way greenhouses smell. So I follow my mom around as she picks out boring flowers and a million other people are looking for flowers of their own. And I hear some lady complain, "You'd think they'd say if they're perrenals or anals..." Missing the 'i' in perrenial as well as the 'u' in annual...well, and one of the n's, as she wasn't saying annal like "the annals of history," no, she was saying anal. Didn't seem to notice the potential for scatological humor here at all. And neither did the guy she was with, who started talking about he seemed to remember that kind of flower being perrenal.
stealthmunchkin said yesterday that he wished he could write something about anal sex, like scarletdemon did, and get 70 or 80 comments (that's what it was at the time; now it's over 100). I told him he could do that. But he said he doesn't have anything to say about anal sex, really, so I told him he could write about something else and just use that for the subject; I've had unrelated headings for my journal entries before, and at least then people would comment to say, "hey, why's this called 'Anal Sex' if there's nothing about anal sex here?" At which point he could say "to get comments!" or "see, I told Holly that was a stupid idea!" or " 'anal sex'? what are you talking about?" or make up whatever he wanted. But he said that wasn't the kind of comments he wanted. Guess he's particular about this sort of thing.Anyway, that's why this is called 'Anal Sex.' It's not at all about anal sex, as I have nothing to say about that, it's actually another story about stupid people.
To get lunch at all (or have any hope of getting out of the house, really), I had to follow my mom around on her other errands first. That's how it always goes. Yesterday the errands included going to Home Depot to buy flowers. Which is not too bad, as errands go; I like to look at flowers--especially in large quanities--and I really like the way greenhouses smell. So I follow my mom around as she picks out boring flowers and a million other people are looking for flowers of their own. And I hear some lady complain, "You'd think they'd say if they're perrenals or anals..." Missing the 'i' in perrenial as well as the 'u' in annual...well, and one of the n's, as she wasn't saying annal like "the annals of history," no, she was saying anal. Didn't seem to notice the potential for scatological humor here at all. And neither did the guy she was with, who started talking about he seemed to remember that kind of flower being perrenal.
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Date: 2004-05-16 07:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-16 08:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-16 11:04 am (UTC)That's the impression I've gotten, at least...
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Date: 2004-05-16 06:02 pm (UTC)I think the shortest time for between actual acts was about 15 minutes or so. With the same person though.
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Date: 2004-05-16 06:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-16 06:11 pm (UTC)I got into an argument with a feminist lesbian about that actually. She accused me of 'denying the existance of the homosexual experience' because I said that some people don't consider blowjobs to be sex. It amused me.
I'm going on about 6 months myself though.
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Date: 2004-05-16 06:17 pm (UTC)You can't win, can you?
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Date: 2004-05-16 06:32 pm (UTC)I'm not sure what is, actually, but I'm sure that can't be it.
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Date: 2004-05-16 06:29 pm (UTC):-D
And one of my close friends doesn't think blowjobs are sex. My argument that oral sex has the word sex in the title doesn't do much for him. And he is gay, so I don't think he's "denying the homosexual experience"...
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Date: 2004-05-16 06:31 pm (UTC)'Visiting Essex' has the word 'sex' in it as well, and let me asure you, there's nothing pleasurable about that.
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Date: 2004-05-16 08:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-16 08:32 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-16 11:05 am (UTC)unrelated
Date: 2004-05-16 08:51 am (UTC)Re: unrelated
Date: 2004-05-16 11:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-16 10:55 am (UTC)Personally, I'd think it would be quite difficult, either way, to find pants that fit afterwards.
Although, at least they'd get watered every time you took a shower, and there would be plenty of nitrogen to fertilize them with.
Helga
-wondering whether you were able to avoid giggling in that woman's general direction?
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Date: 2004-05-16 01:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-16 06:03 pm (UTC)They're not always blooming.
But you did stick to the subject, you were talking about talking about anal sex (the actual having will come in the end, don't worry)
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Date: 2004-05-16 06:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-16 06:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-17 02:36 am (UTC)Nothing at all? Not even 'no'?
Free on Friday?
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Date: 2004-05-18 06:25 am (UTC)But not enough so that I want to volunteer for anal sex.
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Date: 2004-05-18 04:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-18 05:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-05-17 07:43 am (UTC)