ps

Feb. 17th, 2004 12:50 am
[personal profile] cosmolinguist
ps is a cool command. It tells me the status of the processes my computer is running ("process status" = ps). This in itself isn't very interesting, because I don't ask my computer to do much; ps aux is better. It gives me a bigger, more impressive list and I can look at numbers and names and see all the things my computer is doing even when it looks like it's not doing anything. I can even kill things (kill is the command useful if something's misbehaving) if I want to, just by typing kill and the process identification number (which ps aux tells me) of whatever it is that I want to go away.

I sometimes feel like there are a lot of things going on in my brain when it feels like it's not doing anything. Sometimes I'm happy (or sad, or something else) for no reason. It kind of feels like I'm ignoring something I shouldn't be. This happens occasionally; I've learned that I'll either figure it out or the weirdness will go away and I go back to whatever it is that passes for normal. Even so, it's sort of annoying and sometimes troubling, and it makes me wish I had a ps aux so I could see what's going on in my brain. And it'd be especially nice to be able to kill the messed-up things, just like that.

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Date: 2004-02-17 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autumnsshadow.livejournal.com
#: ps

835 my-brain

#: kill -9 835

oh, that eould've be nice today...







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Date: 2004-02-17 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] parakleta.livejournal.com
It's all about the kill -9.

kill is kind of like walking up to someone, explaining that there time has come, and they should finish up what they're doing, say their good byes, make any funeral arrangements, and then consume the entire bottle of sleeping pills you just handed them.

kill -9 is like walking innocently up to someone, and then going all balefire on their arse.

Are you familiar with The Wheel of Time..?
The liquid white-hot fire was invincible, burning anything it touched into non-existence... ...The searing energy of balefire did more than kill or destroy--it actually burned threads from the Pattern. Anything destroyed this way actually ceased to exist before the moment of destruction, leaving only a memory of deeds no longer done.

Ok, maybe that's a bit extreme. It's more like collecting someone with the front of a road train doing about 100mph, and then driving the hole thing into the mouth of an active volcano.

Behold the power of kill -9.

By the way, if you like kill, you should play with xkill, it's much more fun.

Re:

Date: 2004-02-17 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] parakleta.livejournal.com
killall is one I've never used. It just somehow seemed less precise, I'd rather kill them off one by one, rather than going for wholesale slaughter. I suppose if I had a lot of identical processes running...

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Date: 2004-02-17 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paninogirl.livejournal.com
Life would be so much easier if we could program our brains to do such things.

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Date: 2004-02-17 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-orgash.livejournal.com
I need one of those PS kits for my brain (though I'd settle for one that allow me to stay awake past 10pm.

Re:

Date: 2004-02-17 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-orgash.livejournal.com
yeah, yeah, don't rub the linux thing in--I'm trying to work it out.

system administration

Date: 2004-02-17 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] setharoo.livejournal.com

root@Holly$ rm -frd /messed-up-things


There ya go. Better?

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Date: 2004-02-17 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] photomoviegeek.livejournal.com
Geeky & philosophical at the same time!

ps

Date: 2004-02-19 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dadcat.livejournal.com
w00t

Using the nifty feature of being able to trace each process's parent, a ps for one's sensorium would make it easy to ...
  • Name that tune (with kill -9 to get commercial jingles out of your head).
  • List all the things that the smell of a madeleine cookie reminds you of.
  • Have a well-ordered coherent set of replies at hand when the therapist asks, "And how does that make you feel?"
I think we need to glom onto other UNIX commands, too. For example, if it's true that the unexamined life is not worth living, there's an easy solution:
live > journal
tail journal

What is the meaning of life?
man life

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