Today's news, in brief.

[cosmolinguist]

A few hours after the divorce party was conceived, Asha and I already had the flyers made. We're proud of them. If I can get one scanned, I'll post it so you can all admire our cleverness and creative ability.

Asha also fixed the toilet tonight--the handle was broken, so it wouldn't flush normally. She did it with a paper clip, which I think is cool. (Now that I think about it, that's a real-life hack if I ever saw one.)

Jenn has been threatening to Google "how to please your woman" (and accusing someone of having done so ... and someone else of needing to do so) for a while now. But tonight she finally did it. This was her favorite of the things she found.

She Googled "divorce party," too; though we thought we just made up the idea, there are apparently lots of party favors you can buy for this occasion. I liked the voodoo doll the best.

Comments

[karaksindru.livejournal.com]

Now that I think about it, that's a real-life hack if I ever saw one.

MacGyver was all about real life hacks!

sorry, this bears almost no relation to the post, but when I read that I couldn't help but think about MacGyver. Is there anything he can't do?

And most of it does indeed seem to be done with paper clips ...

[cosmolinguist]

Don't worry; this comment is actually more apropos than you might think. Which worries me.

I think comradexavier will really like it.

[paninogirl.livejournal.com]

Is someone (Jenn?) getting divorced?

[cosmolinguist]

Yes.

[czircon.livejournal.com]

Sounds more like "how to please the woman who wrote it."

[cosmolinguist]

Isn't that always the case? :-D

I agree, actually--some of those things I'd actively disagree with and there are others I might agree with on principle or at least be indifferent towards, or else I find myself unqualified to have an opinion at all.

But the point, really, was for my friend to vent a little long-standing sexual frustration, and hearing her read these out loud was funny. Some of them are kind of funny anyway.