This noodle is foot-shaped!

[cosmolinguist]

It still says that on my foot. Since I was using the arm of his chair as a footrest, I was apparently an irresistable target for Matthew to poke with a pen. So naturally I kicked him back--or flailed at him with my foot--and so he wrote on my foot. It tickled. This morning I couldn't figure out why there was red stuff on my foot; I looked more closely and remembered that this noodle is foot-shaped and the ink was red.

I think my bras are out to get me. Is that an unreasonable thing to think? Not only are a bunch of them not particularly comfortable or fun to wear (which is the nature of bras), but now they're starting to have only one usable hook. This happened a bit ago and I thought, well, that's just a thing that happens someties. But now this bra is like that too, and I'm pretty sure it's not the same one. It is--was--one of my less-uncomfortable bras, of course. Thus, my bras are out to get me. I'm too poor to want to buy new ones.

I am dating the Queen of England. Did you know that? I didn't, until this weekend. That boy never tells me anything ...

Okay, now I know my pants are out to get me. The pair I'm wearing developed a big, nasty tear right under the back pocket as I was sitting in the living room talking to Josh (it was a fun conversation; at one point it immediately and flawlessly morphed from sex to economics). This wouldn't bother me except I now have only two pairs of paints I can wear, because another pair tore a couple weeks ago. I lack both the necessary transportation and the funds to buy new pants.

I hate clothes. I'm going to boycott them, and go around naked. No, wait: I'll just wear pajamas. That's better. I love pajamas, and they haven't betrayed me.

Comments

[firni.livejournal.com]

Wearing pajamas all day works for me.

[autumnsshadow.livejournal.com]

-have fun with the queen

-you like digitalblasphemy don't you?...if the answer is no, then you probably would...www..com

-yes, I'm random today...no work will do that to a person...but then, you've got a foot shaped noodle...

[cosmolinguist]

Are you saying that because my background is a picture from there? :-) (The few times I've viewed my LJ from a computer with a monitor big enough to support some ungodly high resolution ("ungodly" to someone with 1024x768 on a 15" monitor), you can see digitalblasphemy.com in the corner of the picture--because the picture's only big enough to look nice at the resolution of my screen, as I am all that matters, of course, being the center of the universe--or at least of this part of the LJ-verse.) You're right, I like it. Even my minimalist personality allows for some eye candy; I was hoping to make my journal look cool.

And in this part of the LJ-verse, one need never apologize for randomness. Never ever.

[salaryman.livejournal.com]

say "hi" to the Queen, and while you're at it Her Royal Majesty when she's going to return our lawnmower.

this post made me laugh.

thanks

s

[cosmolinguist]

Making someone laugh is a high compliment in my world (or, as it's recently been called, my part of the LJ-verse), so I should thank you.

[iblis-kukl.livejournal.com]

Freedom!

[setharoo.livejournal.com]

If you don't like your bras, you can always burn them! It would be a very liberating, militant-feminist thing to do. If you wanted, I'd burn your bras.

And no, I'm not just saying that so I can use your lighter to burn things again.

Though that would be cool... heh, heh...

Donuts!

[cosmolinguist]

I think it would be hilaroius for you to burn my bras. So you're not allowed to do it until I get more film for my camera. :-)

And only if you light the cool scented candles afterward to get rid of the stench.

[scarlett-harlot.livejournal.com]

Yet...they haven't betrayed you yet *nods at the treachery of all items of clothing*. They're probably just waiting till you least expect it, then those pjs will turn, turn damnit!!! *g*

Sadly I too, am a victim of the International Bra Conspiracy :(