The first-line-of-every-month meme
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cosmolinguistJanuary: I've got a splitting headache -- still sinuses, but the amount of red wine I imbibed can't be helping -- but I wanted to say something about what a nice evening I had.
February: This is an article about how badly prejudiced our society is against autistic people.
March: Of course I'm fond of the one I grew up with, but that's no reason to leave it that way forever!
April: Lady and small child carefully examining this train which has just pulled into the station.
May: My dad didn't just get a gold watch when he retired. He got a gold hard hat.
June: Exemplary text from Andrew yesterday:
August: Today I met new people off of LiveJournal!
September: There's an xkcd survey. It's just full of random questions, like a poll from the good old days on LJ.
October: This is a good point, but its use of "blind" to mean "doesn't know/doesn't care" about something did made me laugh.
November: Ten.
Years.
December: My habit of throwing things like clothes up the stairs, even though I know they won't go all the way I know they'll be in my way the next time I do go up the stairs and I can put them wherever they need to be (or throw them again, this time from the landing over the staircase to our bedroom), combined with my habit of wandering around the house without my glasses on, meant I just thought I'd encountered a monster on the stairs.
February: This is an article about how badly prejudiced our society is against autistic people.
March: Of course I'm fond of the one I grew up with, but that's no reason to leave it that way forever!
April: Lady and small child carefully examining this train which has just pulled into the station.
May: My dad didn't just get a gold watch when he retired. He got a gold hard hat.
June: Exemplary text from Andrew yesterday:
Waiting for man chest hair train semicolon expected time gets one minute later every minuteJuly: A song came on the radio while we were eating breakfast and all of a sudden my dad said, "Who's this singing, is it Katy Perry?"
August: Today I met new people off of LiveJournal!
September: There's an xkcd survey. It's just full of random questions, like a poll from the good old days on LJ.
October: This is a good point, but its use of "blind" to mean "doesn't know/doesn't care" about something did made me laugh.
November: Ten.
Years.
December: My habit of throwing things like clothes up the stairs, even though I know they won't go all the way I know they'll be in my way the next time I do go up the stairs and I can put them wherever they need to be (or throw them again, this time from the landing over the staircase to our bedroom), combined with my habit of wandering around the house without my glasses on, meant I just thought I'd encountered a monster on the stairs.