What I'm doing instead of #13

Coming back from putting my laundry in the washing machine, I decided I was sick of my version of OpenOffice crashing and being weird. It's old enough that I know there's a better version, so I thought I'd attempt to install that. I went to the website and started to download it, and by my current calculations, it'll take about as long to finish as my laundry will take to get clean and dry. That's just not right!

( I like this one, if only because of my grammar & language class. )