... I think I must just post them as they come to me.
Here's one.
On Friday I was reading horoscopes from our school's newspaper out loud to
evil_grapefruit. "What's mine?" she asked. "I'm Pisces." I read it; it started with "A deus ex machina will save your week ... " or something like that.
"A what?" she interrupted.
"A deus ex machina," I repeated.
"Oh," she said. "I thought you said 'a day of sex maniacs.' " I laughed, and thought about how funny it would be for a day of sex maniacs to save one's week...
Here's one.
On Friday I was reading horoscopes from our school's newspaper out loud to
"A what?" she interrupted.
"A deus ex machina," I repeated.
"Oh," she said. "I thought you said 'a day of sex maniacs.' " I laughed, and thought about how funny it would be for a day of sex maniacs to save one's week...