I should join the DMV (Department of Material Vanquishment)

ismelljello has some kind of tricky instant-messaging program that has his away message insert itself into the conversation--not after every message the other person sends, but after every other message. Today I took advantage of this ... perhaps unintentionally at first, but as you can see here I exploited it for my own amusement.

ismelljello: i figured out friends groups
Me: I read that. I was going to tell you it's not really that you're a megalomaniac, it's more like you're a nerd. As the rest of that entry proved.
ismelljello: yes
ismelljello: DAMN AWAY MESSAGE!!!
Me: Ha ha ha ha
ismelljello: I will rule you for that remark!!!
ismelljello: RULE YOU!!!
Me: But you agreed to it
ismelljello: yes
Me: See?
Me: I win!
ismelljello: yes
ismelljello: Brain... exploding...
ismelljello: must... change... away... message...
Me: I knew I'd show ya eventually.
Me: I'd say I've pretty much figured out your away message, eh?
ismelljello: yes