This is what happens when we go to the gym unsupervised

[cosmolinguist]

I can never remember which one's "adductor" and which one's "abductor," but now one of those is the machine in the gym that's for practicing to crush a watermelon between your thighs, and I think after I described it thusly to him tonight, that's what diffrentcolours and I are gonna be calling it from now on.

After that I started explaining all the machines in terms of watermelons. "This one's lifting watermelons, this one's punching watermelons..."

Comments

Re: Ha ha ha ha.

[forests_of_fire]

I remember abduction as "pushing away" because the b and d are in opposite directions.

[cosmolinguist]

Oh I like this one! That might work for me...

[jesse_the_k]

I dont love that this useful jargon is so hard to remember that we all develop workarounds!