Distractus

[cosmolinguist]

Literally did the Distracted Boyfriend meme this morning. The glaring girlfriend was D trying to tell me how electricity generators work, and the girl I was distracted by was a HUGE cactus just on the side of the road

It was much taller than me, looked like it had lots of fingers growing up out of the ground, I wanted to touch it so bad but I didn't know how prickly it was.

D of course didn't notice this at the time but, when he found out about it, said if we see another one he'll tell me if its too prickly to touch. Aww now that is good accessibility support.