Ooo, I got a toy! No, I got a pedometer.

[cosmolinguist]

Every time I hear one of those moronic commercials for the McDonald's "adult happy meal," I'm torn between two distinct and equally derisive reactions: 1) why would anyone go to McDonald's if they really wanted a salad and a bottle of water? and 2) anything for which the qualifier "adult" is necessary cannot be a good thing. Makes me think of "adult diapers" and such like that.