Also, she'd eat people

[cosmolinguist]

[Jenn and Holly stop at a red light.]
Jenn: There sure are a lot of car dealerships all of a sudden!
Holly: [laughs] Okay.
Jenn: What? There are three on this intersection.
Holly: It's just an unusual thing to say! "Car dealerships all of a sudden." I mean-- [sees VW Beetle drive by] Ooo! That's a cool color!
Jenn: [looks] It is. Sort of like periwinkle.
Holly: But bluer than that.
Jenn: Yeah, not so grey.
Holly: That's cool.
Jenn: So, anyway, like I was saying, I'd totally have sex if there was enough money involved.
Holly: [nods]

Comments

[stealthmunchkin.livejournal.com]

Well, given that she offered to sleep with *me* for citizenship, that's hardly surprising now is it? ;)

[autumnsshadow.livejournal.com]

HA! Your little conversations always crack me up and make me miss some good friends of mine =)

[gentleman-lech.livejournal.com]

I love conversations like that. It's cool, though, when you get to a certain point and wonder, "how did we get onto this topic?" And then you're able to trace the sequence. Weird what makes a conversation wander, isn't it?

Great graduate-level exam question...

[kalieris.livejournal.com]

"'...but sealed the vessels after placing the broth
inside. The broth teemed with dealerships, proving that spontaneous generation existed.**'

"Discuss Needham's findings, including all corollaries for individual species of vehicle."

-snerk-

Helga
(**Paraphrased from here. (http://epswww.unm.edu/facstaff/zsharp/106/early.pdf))

[comradexavier.livejournal.com]

I wasn't under the impression that it required money to persuade Jenn to have sex.

[eerielass.livejournal.com]

You two should make a television sitcom

[paninogirl.livejournal.com]

This really has nothing specifically related to your post, but it was weird not seeing you online Wednesday and most of Thursday. So, I just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you during that time. I hope everything went well with your family and that the drive wasn't *too* painful. With Jenn around, as this conversation suggests, I'm sure that wasn't the case. :)

If you need anything -- like the traditional vent-fest -- let me know. :) I'm here for you.

[chuck-lw.livejournal.com]

I'm getting ideas about a retirement plan where you wait until you can live off the interest of your investments before you start having sex.

[setharoo.livejournal.com]

Welcome back to Morris, my friend. I imagine you are pretty busy, as we all are, but we should hang out or go on a walk this weekend sometime, if you would be inclined to such a thing.