I'll have you know I eschewed wanton bed-sports punctiliously in July 1635. Not a smidgen of wantonness, my bed was as chaste as the day is long.

However, in July 2009, I clearly have 7 months left of my sexual peak (according to the Metro, women have the best sex between 28 and 30) so I shall be pursuing wanton bedsports as diligently as I can (in this heat!)