I do like being a gay uncle.

[cosmolinguist]

I went to the park with haggis and her kid this morning.

There was one point where I was pushing said kid on the swings (a lot of the morning was haggis, D and I doing as we were directed and I'd been specifically told to push her at this point) next to a nice young man doing the same with his own toddler.

He said hello by asking me "How old is she?" to which I of course panicked because I'm not sure these days. "...Four??" I said eventually. haggis came over and saved me from more of this peril by making normal parent conversation herself.

Then the guy said "Is she the only one you guys have?" and my thoughts hadn't gotten any further than what, here with us today?

haggis said the kid is hers, and her husband's but I'm not her husband, and meanwhile I was like oh shit he thinks I'm the husband! or the new dad! Oh no! So I joked about being a gay uncle.

I don't think I've ever been mistaken for a husband before! I probably would've thought it was fun, if I wasn't too confused at the time to know that it was happening...

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[haggis]

I have been known to say "Five! I mean four!" and I have no excuse for not knowing 🤣.

Zoe had a great time with more people to order around, I mean play with. She is very lucky to have gay uncles like you and D!

[cosmolinguist]

We were saying last night what a fun time we had being ordered around by Zoe. :) Very happy to uncle again, any time.